Where I’ve been, where I’m going.

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drawing by Greta S. Colburn Kreidner

 

I have performed or would perform in the following places:

  • limos
  • RVs
  • dojos
  • firehouses
  • bridges
  • cars
  • semi trucks
  • pick-up trucks
  • roller rinks
  • town halls
  • city halls
  • public fountains
  • gas stations
  • bath houses
  • fringe festivals
  • conferences
  • lecture halls
  • ballets
  • opera houses
  • boxing gyms
  • garden parties
  • stoops
  • candy shoppes
  • fromageries
  • skate parks
  • yurts
  • garrets
  • garages
  • malls
  • markets
  • mausoleums
  • pumpkin patches
  • cranberry bogs
  • rose gardens
  • tournaments
  • poker games
  • sweet 16s
  • quinceneras
  • brisses
  • bat/bar mitzvahs
  • baptisms
  • coming-out parties
  • raves
  • hootenannies
  • juke joints
  • baby showers
  • wedding showers
  • engagement parties
  • receptions
  • picnics
  • seances
  • eating contests
  • bridges
  • bedside readings
  • erotic readings
  • dance-offs
  • tanneries
  • tennis courts
  • bathtubs/showers/toilet stalls
  • skating rinks
  • closets
  • sex shops
  • head shops
  • fire escapes
  • sculpture gardens
  • junkyards
  • square dances
  • line dances
  • rodeos
  • palm/tarot readings
  • trick or treating
  • jungles
  • tundras
  • icebergs
  • rickshaws
  • horse-drawn carriages
  • walk-in freezers
  • pantries
  • lumber yards
  • lakes
  • silos
  • grist mills
  • cell phone towers
  • blimps
  • private jets
  • amusement parks
  • haunted houses
  • halfway houses
  • slaughterhouses
  • hen houses
  • caves
  • pageants
  • races
  • commons’
  • golf courses
  • gallows’
  • comic book stores
  • aquariums
  • racetracks
  • boxing rings
  • bouncy houses
  • backstage
  • orchestra pits
  • apiaries
  • aviaries
  • rec rooms
  • ballrooms
  • sanctuaries
  • lightning storms
  • birdfeeders
  • ranches
  • card tables
  • open houses
  • garage/estate/sidewalk sales
  • printers’
  • penthouses
  • baseball diamonds
  • funhouses
  • waiting rooms
  • foyers
  • tailors’
  • cobblers’
  • lingerie stores
  • docks
  • shipyards
  • anthills
  • beehives
  • campgrounds
  • trailer parks
  • ghettoes
  • xmas tree farms
  • fields
  • meadows
  • campfires
  • massage parlors
  • beauty salons
  • shelters
  • community centers
  • steel mills
  • mines
  • delis
  • hot dog stands
  • computer labs
  • landfills
  • distilleries
  • clinics
  • jewellers’
  • wells
  • puppet shows
  • ping pong tables
  • uninhabited islands
  • inhabited islands
  • casinos
  • strikes
  • plazas/town squares
  • handstands
  • jamborees
  • skycrapers
  • classrooms
  • recording studios
  • viewing rooms
  • dressing/changing/green rooms
  • spelling bees
  • chess tournaments
  • pharmacies
  • bus terminals
  • caddy shacks
  • country clubs
  • steak houses
  • tanneries
  • motels
  • high tea/tea time/coffee breaks/happy hour
  • show rooms
  • kennels
  • locker rooms
  • campgrounds’
  • waterfalls
  • dinner parties
  • wrestling rings
  • rest stops
  • gas stations
  • watermelon patches
  • mountaintops
  • monasteries
  • nunneries
  • carousels
  • fishing holes
  • wading pools
  • farmhouses
  • karaoke bars
  • peep shows
  • runways
  • reunions
  • mosh pits
  • hot air balloons
  • geysers
  • labs
  • construction sites
  • honeymoon suites
  • online
  • jukeboxes
  • thrift stores
  • kissing booths
  • strip clubs
  • baggage claims
  • biker bars
  • bamboo forests
  • boutiques
  • boardwalks
  • masses
  • wakes
  • second lines
  • crawfish/crab/shrimp boils
  • duck hunts
  • bull runs
  • sandboxes
  • stadiums
  • shrines
  • lighthouses
  • mini-golf courses
  • bowling alleys
  • trellises
  • dates
  • lines
  • roundabouts
  • phone booths
  • dress rehearsals
  • stables
  • burlesques
  • cabarets
  • pizzerias
  • lecture halls
  • sweat lodges/saunas
  • tattoo parlors
  • barbershops
  • factories
  • hospitals
  • butchers’
  • papieries
  • bake-offs
  • recital halls
  • drum circles
  • full moon parties
  • petting zoos
  • dairy farms
  • embassies
  • pool halls
  • boathouses
  • caverns
  • speakeasies
  • farms
  • castles
  • towers
  • darkrooms
  • treasure/scavenger/easter egg hunts
  • dirt bike races
  • recording sessions
  • jam sessions
  • protests
  • rallies
  • laundromats
  • attics
  • basements
  • rooftops
  • VFWs
  • hunting cabins
  • hotel rooms
  • hotel lobbies
  • bedrooms
  • bathrooms
  • warehouses
  • boardwalks
  • parades
  • radio stations
  • dressing rooms
  • comedy clubs
  • book binderies
  • workshops
  • stairwells
  • boardrooms
  • dining halls/cafeterias
  • rivers
  • kayaks/canoes
  • circuses
  • drive-throughs
  • TV studios
  • summer camps
  • retreats
  • hair salons
  • carwashes
  • cook-offs
  • bake sales
  • orchards
  • zoos
  • quarries
  • shooting galleries
  • drag races
  • drag shows
  • nurseries
  • fashion shows
  • football fields
  • hockey games
  • playgrounds
  • album releases
  • book releases
  • plantations
  • arcades
  • cliffs
  • ampitheaters
  • cabins
  • ferries
  • trees/tree houses
  • monuments
  • national/state parks
  • weddings
  • funerals
  • deaths
  • parties
  • concerts
  • ciphers
  • recitals
  • openings
  • gatherings
  • pot lucks
  • banks
  • breweries
  • wine bars
  • vineyards
  • births
  • malls
  • office buildings
  • colleges/universities
  • book festivals
  • county fairs
  • military bases
  • sidewalks/street corners
  • bars
  • feminist bookstores
  • other kinds of bookstores
  • libraries
  • living rooms
  • clubs
  • concert halls
  • taxicabs
  • sleepovers
  • Skype
  • back/front yards
  • beaches
  • subway stops
  • train stations
  • airports
  • gardens
  • BBQs
  • New Years’ parties
  • bonfires
  • middle of the woods
  • boats
  • buses
  • road trips
  • volcano fields
  • liquor stores
  • camping/hiking trips
  • high/middle schools
  • boarding schools
  • nursing homes
  • art galleries
  • restaurants
  • coffee shops
  • tea houses
  • prisons/jails
  • record stores
  • clothing stores
  • deserts
  • mountains
  • theaters/movie theaters
  • chapels/churches/cathedrals/temples/mosques
  • kitchens
  • barns
  • museums
  • bakeries
  • cemeteries/gravesites
  • private pools
  • hot tubs
  • hot springs’

Tell it like it is.

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